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    <title>Bad Gift Emporium</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
    <description>Bad Gift Emporium</description>
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      <title>voodoo letter opener/bookmark</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=212</link>
      <description>Got this from a friend who went to Thailand. Its a cross between a letter opener and a book mark thingy.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <author>gets</author>
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      <title>My Super-Cool Christmas Present</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=211</link>
      <description>I got this crapper from my so-called best friend Christmas '04.  That year, I had special-ordered a poster from her favorite movie for her&#8230; $25, plus shipping.  She was ecstatic, and promised that she&#8217;d get me a &#8220;super-cool&#8221; present in return.  The next day, she gave me this.  We are no longer speaking.  </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 00:39:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=211</guid>
      <author>Clare</author>
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      <title>Generic Toilet Paper</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=210</link>
      <description>We watched our friend's house and took care of her pets for a week while she went on vacation. Three times a day we went over there. We fed the animals, cleaned up any "surprises", kept them company, etc. This is what she brought us back (okay along with some "lovely" coasters and a shot glass!) Couldn't be happier!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 05:14:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=210</guid>
      <author>kelam710</author>
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      <title>Happy Sweetest Day Honey</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=209</link>
      <description>American Flag poster and 3 gourds.  My (ex) boyfriend thought I could dry the gourds out and make rattles out of them.... WTF???</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:39:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=209</guid>
      <author>erock</author>
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      <title>wierd kitten puppte</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=208</link>
      <description>its a cat from "digimon"but a very unshaped one i think someone would be VERY happy to gat it ^^''</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:54:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=208</guid>
      <author>picha girl</author>
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      <title>Flamingo Pen</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=207</link>
      <description>How better to show those prospective clients that you are a happy go lucky chap?</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:40:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=207</guid>
      <author>apples</author>
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      <title>FlipFlop (Thong) Cheese Plate</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=206</link>
      <description>Feet and cheese could there really be a better match? </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:38:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=206</guid>
      <author>tympsy</author>
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      <title>homestead pottery vase</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=205</link>
      <description>welcome home your weary travellers with this stunning example of pottery craft.  [pls note: disrete pricing on face of vase - work this unique does not come cheap....]</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:38:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=205</guid>
      <author>n|a</author>
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      <title>frogger finds his muse.</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=204</link>
      <description>a spectacular example of a metal frog sharing the gift of music with the world. [note: included in, albeit, blurry image in the lower left-hand corner of the picture is an annointed and crowned duck].</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:35:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=204</guid>
      <author>n|a</author>
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      <title>Big hair may be on the comeback!</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=203</link>
      <description>The only thing my sister got for Christmas when she was 12 from my dad was a can of Aquanet...Apparently she was shooting too high asking for a My Little Pony.  </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:16:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=203</guid>
      <author>BenDover</author>
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      <title>Presidential Hopeful Picture</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=202</link>
      <description>Please put into Obama's stocking</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:20:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=202</guid>
      <author>Wild Billy</author>
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      <title>The Submissive Jesus</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=201</link>
      <description>This is similar to the "Magic 8 Ball," but instead of just asking for an answer to a yes or no question, with the Submissive Jesus you pray to it and then twist the crown of thorns on  his head. He lets out a yell and then responds with 100 random phrases like, "Stop, I'm just the middle man," or "That's it.  I'm calling my dad!"  This is available at www.thesubmissivejesus.com</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:55:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=201</guid>
      <author>Pirromount</author>
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      <title>Decoupaged, fur-lined trash can</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=200</link>
      <description>Covered in pictures ripped from magazines (everything from ugly models to cereal ads), lined with REAL fur (boy, won't PETA be mad?), and adorned with dangling buttons around the edge.  It's the perfect container in which to vomit.  Which is what it makes me want to do.  A skanky relative gave this to me--"IT'S HANDMADE!!!"</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:37:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=200</guid>
      <author>K</author>
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      <title>Generic (!) Ketchup</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=199</link>
      <description>My insane grandmother gave me a bottle of ketchup for Christmas.  And it wasn't even name-brand ketchup.  It was off-brand.  Yuck.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:34:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=199</guid>
      <author>K</author>
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      <title>Plant gift</title>
      <link>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=198</link>
      <description>One year, my brother-in-law who lived in Mississippi gave me a gift of a Kudzu plant. He thought that was very funny and something I'd appreciate. If you've ever been to Mississippi, you will see that this plant takes over the entire countryside. It's impossible to kill it off once it has taken root. Since I live in Illinois, I would never plant it here.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:56:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.badgiftemporium.com/?id=198</guid>
      <author>Johnnyvande</author>
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